Eso sí, de todos los spammers estafadores -¿debería utilizar en algún momento la expresión “presunto”- que me han escrito últimamente, éste se lleva el óscar al mejor guión original:
I am a senior Accountant in my Bank and Accounting officer to MR.RAYMOND BECK who was a contractor with the government of BENIN. On The 21st of April 2001, my customer, his wife and their two children were involved in auto-crash along the ever busy Tokpa High Way.All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then,the Board of Directors of my Bank have made several enquires to their embassy to locate any of my customer’s extended relations but to no avail. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and Property left behind by my client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this Huge deposits of US$22M was lodged.
The Bank has published several Notice for the Next of Kin of the deceased to apply for collection of this Funds or have the account confiscated within a shot Period of time. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this Account valued at US$22 million dollars can be paid to you and Then you and me can share the money,60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to backup any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable this deal through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate Arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the Law.Please get in touch with my email and send to me your Telephone and fax numbers toenable us further about this Transaction. Please reply this letter to my alternative for security Purpose: williamsgerald1954@live.fr.
Best regards,
Williams Gerald(Ph.d)
SENIOR ACCOUNTANT
ECOBANK BENIN.
Posiblemente, si eres tan tonto de contestarle, te pedirá una cantidad para preparar la documentación, o como garantía por si te escapas con la pasta, o a saber con qué peregrina excusa, para luego salir corriendo y, si te he visto, no me acuerdo.
Uno de los puntos cachondos del asunto es aquél en el que el sujeto declara que “I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate Arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the Law“. No puedes proteger por contrato a alguien que va a cometer voluntariamente un delito de las consecuencias del mismo y, sobre todo, ¿de qué me sirve estar protegido, si quien me protege es, precisamente, quien me va a engañar?
Como siempre, ante estos casos siempre hay que adoptar un principio de prudencia y plantearse la situación “a lo Occam“: ¿Es posible que un desconocido me ofrezca la posibilidad de ganar cerca de 10M$ por participar en una estafa garantizada legalmente, confiando en mí pese a no conocerme? ¿O quizá simplemente quiere algo de mí a cambio de participar en una estafa ficticia, sabiendo que no le denunciaré por vergüenza o simplemente porque hay muy poco ya que hacer?
– “Perdone Sr. Williams, pero es que ni me parezco a la persona de la foto. Tiene treinta años más, le falta una oreja… y es una mujer!”
– “Tranquilo, que eso lo cubre el contrato”.
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